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| − | Brodin: the All-Bro ''(the figurative father of the brotheon)'' | + | Brodin: the All-Bro ''(the figurative father of the brotheon)''<br> |
| − | Broseidon: Lord of the [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=BROCEAN Brocean] | + | Broseidon: Lord of the [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=BROCEAN Brocean]<br> |
| − | Broki: the Inevitably Treacherous Bro ''(who will try to sleep with your lady, but he's a bro, so it's cool. Sorta.)'' | + | Broki: the Inevitably Treacherous Bro ''(who will try to sleep with your lady, but he's a bro, so it's cool. Sorta.)''<br> |
| − | Bropolo: Lord of picking up chicks by strumming on his electric harp | + | Bropolo: Lord of picking up chicks by strumming on his electric harp<br> |
| − | BRa(h): Lord of the Suntan | + | BRa(h): Lord of the Suntan<br> |
| − | Bromes: Master of the beer run | + | Bromes: Master of the beer run<br> |
| − | Brosirus: Lord over the deadly-hangover | + | Brosirus: Lord over the deadly-hangover<br> |
| − | Bronos: Lord of the Happy Hour | + | Bronos: Lord of the Happy Hour<br> |
| − | Brometheus: He that stole fire for man ''(and you can guess the rest of that joke)'' | + | Brometheus: He that stole fire for man ''(and you can guess the rest of that joke)''<br> |
| − | Brocules: Lord of the Bench | + | Brocules: Lord of the Bench<br> |
| − | Brochilles: Hero of the Brojan War | + | Brochilles: Hero of the Brojan War<br> |
| − | King Bronidus: Leader of the 300 Brodans ''(evidence of what happens when bros go for a walk'' | + | King Bronidus: Leader of the 300 Brodans ''(evidence of what happens when bros go for a walk''<br> |
| − | Broseph: The man with the letterman jacket of many colors | + | Broseph: The man with the letterman jacket of many colors<br> |
| − | Brahatma Ghandi: He that councils peace, instead of brawling | + | Brahatma Ghandi: He that councils peace, instead of brawling<br> |
| − | Bra(h)men: the priesthood of the brotheon | + | |
| + | Bra(h)men: the priesthood of the brotheon<br> | ||
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Revision as of 21:42, 18 October 2013
Within the great brotherhood in the sky, there is a group of gods which stand out from the rest. This fraternity is known as the "Brotheon," for it is a fellowship of epic level bros.
What follows is a partial list of this pantheon, as well as some of what each bro-god rules.
Brodin: the All-Bro (the figurative father of the brotheon)
Broseidon: Lord of the Brocean
Broki: the Inevitably Treacherous Bro (who will try to sleep with your lady, but he's a bro, so it's cool. Sorta.)
Bropolo: Lord of picking up chicks by strumming on his electric harp
BRa(h): Lord of the Suntan
Bromes: Master of the beer run
Brosirus: Lord over the deadly-hangover
Bronos: Lord of the Happy Hour
Brometheus: He that stole fire for man (and you can guess the rest of that joke)
Brocules: Lord of the Bench
Brochilles: Hero of the Brojan War
King Bronidus: Leader of the 300 Brodans (evidence of what happens when bros go for a walk
Broseph: The man with the letterman jacket of many colors
Brahatma Ghandi: He that councils peace, instead of brawling
Bra(h)men: the priesthood of the brotheon